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"The Facecast is our only hope, Templeton. We get that ID_8048332 file to the main server, or we’re all going to be replaced by kittens in sweaters by Tuesday."

Boss Baby hopped off his chair, his tiny loafers clicking on the floor. He handed Tim a pacifier that was secretly a high-frequency jammer. 1_PV_BABYBOSS_Facecast_ID_8048332.mp4

"The data is in, Templeton," Boss Baby barked, adjusting his silk tie. "And it’s grim. Puppy Co. just released a Golden Retriever that can actually do its own taxes. Our 'Cute Quotient' is down forty points in the Midwest alone." "The Facecast is our only hope, Templeton

The door swung open. Boss Baby sat behind a mahogany desk made entirely of reinforced plastic blocks. He wasn't looking at Tim. He was staring at a glowing monitor labeled . "The data is in, Templeton," Boss Baby barked,

Tim looked at the screen, then at his brother. He finished his juice box in one long, dramatic gulp. "Let's go to work."

"She’s the Facecast," Boss Baby replied, his voice a mix of professional respect and deep-seated jealousy. "The new face of the 'Strong Independent Toddler' initiative. If this video goes viral, we reclaim the hearts of every parent from Maine to Malibu."