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"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.

"Oi!" Gazza yelled, his civic duty overriding his desire for breakfast. "Drop it, you feathered rat!" aussie reddit

The bird didn't blink. It just let out a dry, rattling honk. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,

"Standard Sydney morning," he thought, as the light finally turned green. "Don't even think about it