Bad Code Contest Online

: A lifetime supply of "TODO" comments that will never be addressed. You Should Write Bad Code | by David Amos - Level Up Coding

: A 1,000-page physical printout of your own code and a mug that says "It compiles on my machine."

: Use the most confusing, side-effect-heavy syntax possible (e.g., nested pointer arithmetic and assignments inside loop conditions) to make a reader's head spin. 📜 Judging Criteria Bad Code Contest

: Does the code make the reader want to retire immediately?

: Write a program with no infinite loops that is mathematically guaranteed to never finish running before the heat death of the universe. : A lifetime supply of "TODO" comments that

Entries will be judged by our panel of weary senior developers based on:

: Is the logic so convoluted that it would take a skilled programmer weeks to debug it? 🎁 Prizes : Write a program with no infinite loops

: Does it solve a problem that really shouldn't be solved with code at all?