It wasn't the narrator. It was his roommates' voices, muffled and distorted, coming through his headphones. They weren't reciting lines; they were arguing about things that had happened in the kitchen just ten minutes ago. Elias tried to Alt-F4. The screen stayed.
The power in the apartment died. In the sudden, suffocating dark, Elias heard the distinct sound of a heavy, iron-shod wheel creaking across his living room floor. Darkest.Dungeon.II.v0.18.42155.zip
He found it on a flickering forum thread that vanished minutes after he clicked "Download." Most builds of the game were polished, but this one—v0.18.42155—was different. It was an early, discarded build, rumored to have been scrubbed from the developer’s servers for "unintended emergent behavior." It wasn't the narrator
