Episode 07: Proper Condom Use May 2026

Ms. Choksondik's frightening lessons convince the girls that boys are carriers of deadly diseases. Believing they must wear protection at all times to avoid "the AIDS," the boys begin wearing condoms constantly. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war" involving flamethrowers and nail guns.

The fourth-grade boys are caught "milking" dogs (masturbating them) after Cartman mistakenly labels the act a "trick". Episode 07: Proper Condom Use

Use your fingers to tear the side of the wrapper. Avoid using teeth or scissors, which can cause microscopic tears. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war"

Place the condom on the head of the erect penis and unroll it all the way to the base. Avoid using teeth or scissors, which can cause

" Proper Condom Use " is the . The episode satirizes sex education in public schools after a misunderstanding among the town's children leads parents to demand formal instruction. Episode Synopsis

While the children are terrified of sexual contact, Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik—both originally portrayed as sexually inexperienced—develop a sudden and grotesque romantic relationship. Real-World "Proper Condom Use" Guide