: This is the film's strongest suit. The standout sequence involves a dizzying ninja battle on the side of a Himalayan mountain, featuring zip-lines and swordplay that defy gravity. Director Jon M. Chu brings a kinetic energy to the choreography that outshines the original.
: The dialogue is serviceable but often cheesy, relying heavily on action tropes and "save the world" clichés.
I. Joe lore, or perhaps a to the recent Snake Eyes spin-off?
: Dwayne Johnson breathes much-needed life into the franchise with his natural charisma. Bruce Willis joins as the "original" Joe, though his performance feels largely like a cameo. Returning favorites like Snake Eyes remain the silent, reliable backbone of the action. The Pros
If you want a movie where things blow up beautifully and ninjas fight on ropes, this is a 10/10. As a piece of cinema, it’s a standard summer blockbuster that prioritizes spectacle over substance. It’s loud, fast, and exactly what you’d expect from a movie based on action figures.