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“It’s a majestic creature of the sky, Charlie! And the spider is just a misunderstood arachnid,” Alan chirped, adjusting his beige windbreaker. “Besides, I’ve named the bird 'Freedom' and the spider 'Leggsy.'”

The condor immediately took flight in terror. The spider curled into a ball and rolled off the deck into the sand. Large Birds, Spiders and MomTwo and a Half Men ...

The doorbell rang. It wasn’t the date. It was . “It’s a majestic creature of the sky, Charlie

“There,” Evelyn said, turning around with a sharp smile. “Even Mother Nature knows better than to overstay her welcome in my presence.” ” Alan chirped

“Alan, I’m telling you, it’s staring at me,” Charlie hissed, peering through the glass sliding door.