Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe Link

(The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic)

While the original wanted a fur and a yacht, the sequel is aiming for: A subscription that never expires. A therapist who takes his insurance. The "unsend" button for every text sent after 11 PM. A duplex in the city (with a deed that’s fully signed). Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe

Santa baby, I checked my bank account and—well, yikes .I’ve been an angel... mostly. Depending on your likes.I forgot to write my list, was busy doomscrolling on my phone,So just bring the whole sleigh, baby, and leave me alone. (The Unofficial Sequel to the 1953 Classic) While

Think heavy upright bass, but with a lo-fi hip-hop beat underneath. It’s meant to be hummed while you’re nervously wandering the aisles of a Target on December 24th. A duplex in the city (with a deed that’s fully signed)

Should we flesh this out into a , or would you like a theatrical script treatment for a short film version?

Christmas maybe?I’m feeling fifty-fifty on the "nice."Christmas maybe?Just skip the coal and bring the fancy ice.I’m not saying I’m a saint,But I’m definitely not a ghost.So put a ribbon on a Tesla,And we’ll have a holiday toast.