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The scene is set in a high school assembly hall, decorated with a slightly lopsided Christmas tree and silver tinsel. Characters:

"Did you all complete your 500-page practice tests? Did you sleep more than four hours? No? GOOD. Because Santa only brings caffeine pills and existential dread this year!" ANYA: (Sighing) Why can’t we just be normal?

(Shuddering) That’s not a skit, Max. That’s a horror movie. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

(Adjusting sunglasses) Relax. I’ve got the vision. We don’t do the "Bunny and Snowflake" dance anymore. We do "The Midnight Before the Exam." It’s a thriller.

(Looking at the tree) You know... even if it’s all a bit much, it’s the last time we’ll be standing here complaining about it together. The scene is set in a high school

Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty.

(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project. (Shuddering) That’s not a skit, Max

Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers.